A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
(via lauren)
OH MY GOD
| *dad takes out chocolate* | |
| me: | can i have one? |
| dad: | no you're fat. |
| me: | k... |
| I'M FAT! D: |
In the house I live in, I feel like I’m in a crowded room screaming at the top of my lungs and no one is there to hear it or even look at me.
(Source: aryssaaaaa)